You know Ed Sheeran – “Thinking Out Loud”, “Shape of You” Ed Sheeran.
He’s been in the headlines lately because he did this thing where he sends huge penis statues to other celebrities.
Sam Smith appears to be the last person to have one, describing how it all happened in a recent interview on Kelly Clarkson’s show. “It’s actually wild,” they said. “I thought it was a joke.”
“It’s a 6 foot 2 marble penis,” they added. “It’s two tons and I’ll have to have it stretched in my house.”
And he discussed the statues during an apparition The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and explained that they were somewhat inspired by Elton John.
“Elton John has been involved in my career from the very beginning and buys me weird gifts,” Ed shared. “Just, like, weird gifts, like sex items.”
The “Bad Habits” singer said he decided to return the favor by gifting Elton a “huge marble penis” statue for his birthday last year, hoping it would surpass the diamond-encrusted cock rings that Elton received from Eminem when he and David Furnish got married.
“I had this huge, sagging, sagging thing,” Ed said. “I had a few different iterations – there was a big, erect, veined one. I gave it to him for his birthday and Elton was in seventh heaven.”
“And then, it came out in the press that I did it,” Ed continued, explaining how that led to a lot of requests. “I was doing interviews and people were like, ‘Well, can I have one?'”
“So, I’d just have them done for, like, radio interviews, TV interviews,” he added. “Besides, Sam was hanging around my house. Sam was recording in a recording studio down the street, and Sam saw one and said, ‘Can I get one?’ And I said, ‘What would you like?’ And Sam said, “One as big as me. One 6-foot-2 “. So, there you have it! That’s it!”
So, basically they are rich people who just bullshit, just like I suspected.